Read Her Lips (lip gloss that shows if a woman’s got her kink on)

Yesterday, my hubby emailed me a link that made me laugh and laugh and laugh, so I though I’d share it with you, my lovlies!

(Following article copied and pasted from Daily Breeze website.)

A new lipstick has gone on sale that shows when women are in the mood for sex.

The lip product changes from clear to deep crimson as the wearer feels more and more frisky. It works by reacting with a woman’s body chemistry.

Each $18.50 tube comes with a color chart so men can figure out how aroused their partner is feeling.

The Mood Swing Emotionally Activated Lip Gloss was invented in California by Too Faced makeup brand.

“The colors change depending on your emotional state,” a spokesperson from Too Faced told The Sun.

Celebrity fans include singer Katy Perry, who is engaged to funnyman Russell Brand.

“This is the ultimate date ice-breaker,” dating expert Lorraine Adams said.

“But using it every day could get embarrassing. Would you really want the man next to you on the bus to know if you’re turned on?” Adams said.

Admit it…you’re laughing now too. 🙂

I honestly don’t know what I think about this. It sounds like a gag gift, but at nearly 20 bucks a pop, yeah…probably not so much.

Imagine wearing the gloss on a first date with Mr. RoyalLoser. Then you spot Mr. Universe strutting his impressive stuff across the room while wearing only a towel around his waist and your mind starts wondering into those wonderful, dirty places in your brain and…well, talk about sending mixed signals to Mr. RoyalLoser! Yikes!

And the part about it coming with a “color chart” to let the guy know just how turned on his girl is. What’s the guy gonna do? Pull out the chart in the middle of a date and compare. “Well, damn, she’s only a light crimson…better pour on more charm before I’ll be able to get into her pants.”

WTF?

Would YOU buy Mood Swing Emotionally Activated Lip Gloss?

XOXOXO

~Brandi

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About Brandi Evans

erotic romance writer
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6 Responses to Read Her Lips (lip gloss that shows if a woman’s got her kink on)

  1. Maria63303 says:

    Lol…no I would not buy this product…I tried the mood rings and mine were always black..clearly my body temperature doesn’t change enough with different moods….personally I think it’s just a marketing gimick…but an expensive one…

  2. Honestly? Sounds like a book plot. 🙂

  3. Ann Cory says:

    Oh the things people think up. Definitely a great book plot. Great post though, thanks for sharing about it! 🙂

    ~Ann

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