Did you know the week just prior to the March Madness Tournament shows a 50% increase in the number of scheduled vasectomies performed? Why is this, you might ask? To answer, I’ll let you read this quote from Oregon Urology Institute‘s website.
“March Madness is coming up. Schedule your vasectomy for one of the prime slots during the first days of the tournament (March 17, 18 or 24th)! You get a recovery kit – and most importantly – a doctor’s note stating you need to sit on the couch and watch basketball!”
Oh, yeah, ladies…you read that right! Men are getting surgical procedures done just so they can sit on the couch and watch b-ball. Seriously, wouldn’t faking the flu be easier? What men will do for an excuse to sit on their a** and watch the tourney!
And there are even campaigns out there targeting men with catchy little slogans like “lower your seed for the tourney.” *shakes head and rolls eyes at the bad pun* But apparently its working.
And with that, I’ll leave you with this video.