Funny Notices Seen in Hotel Bedrooms

  1. Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not person to do such thing please not to read notice. (WTF?!)
  2. Please to bathe inside the tub. (Well, at least they say please.)
  3. Please leave your values at the front desk. (This is my kind of hotel!)
  4. You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid. (Note to self: do not take husband to this hotel.)
  5. Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose. (I take it back…THIS is my kind of hotel. Woot!)

Later Lovelies,
XOXOXO
~Brandi Evans

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About Brandi Evans

erotic romance writer
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